Advance, and never halt.

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

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hoflords:

Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas. 

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humansofnewyork:

“Every country is good for different reasons. They are like different fruits. But Egypt is my favorite. Egypt is like a mango.” 

toukos:

toukos:

if the uk get more than 20 pts this year i’ll shave my hair off ok

shit

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